M@deline.
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Female 23 Years Old San Diego, CA USA  |
Tumblr URL:
http://madsmakher.tumblr.commadsmakher's interests
| Music: | Ani Difranco, Nelly Furtado, Dave Matthews Band, The Beatles, Indigo Girls, Jason Mraz, Jethro Tull, Lyfe Jennings, James Taylor, Indie Arie, Brooks&Dunn, Christina Blanchflower, Norah Jones, Blue October, Tpain, Hall&Oats, Rascal Flatts, John Mayer, Michael Buble, Brad Paisley, Sara Bareilles, KT Tunstall, The Spice Girls, Barenaked Ladies, Cat Stevens, Lil Wayne, Bob Marley, Coldplay, Tracy Chapman, Lupe Fiasco, Van Morrison, Ingrid Michaelson |
| Movies: | Garden State, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, P.S. I Love You, Lord of the Rings, His Girl Friday, Stuck in Love, Now and Then, From Here to Eternity, Fight Club, Flypaper, Sherlock Holmes, The Notebook, An Education, The Business of Being Born |
| Television: | Murder, She Wrote |
| Books: | The Book Thief |
| Hereoes: | Brene Brown, Maya Angelou, Dan Savage, Oprah Winfrey, JK Rowling, Gloria Steinem |
madsmakher's Details
| Status: | Happily Married. |
| Orientation: | Disoriented. |
| Ethnicity: | Nomad. |
| Religion: | Deism. |
| Occupation: | Macy's Sales Associate. |
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About Me:
I'm Laugheline.I'm married to a sailor
madsmakher's Posts
twelvestakes Asked: This is strange but apparently, I woke up at 4am, told my wife, "American presidents can't have beards. Gotta tell that guy on tumblr," and promptly went back to sleep. I have zero memory of this happening but I thought I should tell you anyways.I’m seeing this before midnight on December 31st, so this is officially the best thing to happen to me in 2018.
you know you’re a 90s kid when your vaccinations were mandatory and no one in your class got measles
(Source: queenholocene, via cooper-r-r-jones)
This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting!
Household Skills:How to unclog a toilet without a plunger
How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower
How to escape from a house fire
How to make a budget and stick to it
How to clean a self-cleaning oven
How to clean red wine stains from carpet
How to clean blood stains from fabric
How to clean grease stains from fabric
How to test your smoke detectors
Cooking Skills:
How to tell if produce is ripe
How to know if food is expired
How to properly sanitize a kitchen
How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely
How to use kitchen knives properly
How to make grilled cheese sandwiches
Health Skills:
How to help someone who is choking
How to save yourself if you are choking alone
How to recognize when someone is having a stroke
How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule
Mental Health Skills:
How to calm down during a panic attack
How to help someone who is suicidal
How to recognize problem drinking
How to deal with disappointment
Relationship and Social Skills:
How to recognize an abusive relationship
How to rekindle a damaged friendship
Job Hunting Skills:
How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)
How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)
Other Skills:
(via violet-femme-fatale)
“There came a sudden darkness over Achilles’ eyes,” from Achilles & Hector by Agnes Gale, 1903.
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